#Death by SNU-SNU!

[sweetsaladpainterranch]

I need a part two with their broken pelvis's and cigarettes 🤣

By Deya on X

[guiltbugs-tomtord-artclub]

tomtord sharing popcorn except tord eats it all

Bonus:

He's so petty lol

[ozzgin]

Am I blind, or where the Hell are the Bhaal x Tav fics? I won't even apologize for this, you better hear me out.

Content: Act 3 Spoilers!, violence, dubious consent, murder, breeding kink

Baldur's Gate 3: Bhaal Headcanons

The God of Murder watches with indifference and disappointment. Truth be told, he expected more from Orin. She'd proved herself an interesting contender after disposing of her bloodkin and taking their place; to defeat the Dark Urge was not a matter to be taken lightly. Bhaal's own blood, a child prodigy raised from his Will alone and nothing else, the Chosen one - crumbled at the hand of cheap trickery. And now, yet another pathetic display. The Slayer lays mangled, entrails spilled, before the eyes of Cultists, conquered by a mere pack of adventurers.

He stares at their leader, and wrath begins to boil within his blood. He's overwhelmed by rage, indignation, lust. You will replace what you've destroyed. You will provide him with a new spawn. And another. Until at last, he will have a proper descendant to butcher and eradicate, until no living creature walks the Land again.

To be the lover of a God would normally startle envy in many. Not when it comes to a deity as chaotic and cruel as Bhaal. He does not hold back, surrendering to his violent, perverted urges until your body can no longer take it. Quite literally, you're fucked to death. Why should it matter? He can bring you back every time, soul anew and ready to be defiled once more.

You poor, pitiful creature. It is no blessing to be craved by the most vile of them all. Yet you can't deny the pleasure that runs in shivers across your body each time you're mercilessly toyed with. You can't silence the whines, the begging, the shameful demands when you're at the peak of ecstasy.

He finds your honesty most endearing. Perhaps he will keep you around, after all. You've proven yourself worthy from the moment you led his best warrior to her demise. There is no doubt you will eventually offer most the valuable Bhaalspawn to carry his legacy. That doesn't mean he can't enjoy himself before and after.

[lovezacblr]

[ask-nightmares-castle]

I wish to pet cross...

Night: ..we can’t let you do that visibly, but you are welcome to try somewhere else.. wait.. oh stars cross WAIT-

[Night watches in horror as you’re tackled and dragged into another room by Cross, who seems to have been watching your conversation from afar. …..good luck.]

[roninkairi]

...since Twitter right now wants to make this tough, here is the full pic by funsexydragonball:

Batman: So, now you see why I am dating Selina and not Diana.

Harley: ...I'd risk it. Sorry, but no guts no glory.

Steve Trevor: (in a cast as well) I respect that.

[vertigoartgore]

Futurama commission by comic book artist Tom Fowler (2010).

[nocturnal-birb]

Satanas blessed that ass

[makuta-kotok]

Don’t mind lil ol me, just gonna leave this here…

he hasn’t gotten any in one thousand years and y’all think he’d be scared of sex?

[the-ultimate-puppeteer]

Let's bring some T-Shirt fun to this blog. How would Ashley (Coffin) react to her M!S/O wearing a shirt that says 'I want my GF to smother me with her breast?'

•Oh you poor poor Soul, did you somehow think you'd get away with doing this?

•I'll have you know that Ashley isn't the type to take this type of taunt lying down

•Though she does wonder what you were trying to to do by wearing that

•embarrass her? That certainly was a failed avenue

•She's never felt embarrassed in her whole life and certainly not gonna start now

•No this was a challenge and it was one that was more than welcome

•If you thought Ashley was rough before when you two got intimate?

•Well you hadn't seen anything yet

•Sure she was definitely gonna smother you in her boobs but she was also definitely gonna mark her territory

•I hope you're prepared cause all mg with walking funny for the next week you're also gonna be covered in hickeys and bite marks

•Though let's be honest you enjoy every minute of this

[brokentrafficknight]

Have u done Blake, Ruby, and Jaune?

(Big Fan of these BTW, keep them coming)

I have! Ladybug Knight is a cute one

[baldurspeen69420]

Me watching Gale's tiny 8 str wizard ass shamelessly trying to rizz up my giant Orc fighter woman

[bastardsunlight]

//death by snu snu* intensifies

*radiation

[atomicinsantiy]

Its been a long while since I've drawn the homos

[fandomnerd9602]

Bro what about Male Reader X Diana and his favourite shirt has death by snu snu written on it with big blocked letters

Diana notices Y/N’s shirt

Diana: darling what is death by snu snu

Y/N: oh it’s a little in joke from Futurama

Diana: but what does it mean?

Y/N whispers the answer in her ear

Diana: but we do that all the time and I haven’t crushed your pelvis yet.

Y/N: Hmm…true. And you are 100% Amazonian goddess

Diana: want to attempt it right now?

Diana gives a wink and saunters off, Y/N quickly follows her

[genosunmi]

I was thinking (once again) about Saitama's lifespan and i'm on my knees (again).

He is human so there is a chance he'll just have the average human lifespan; he is also an anomaly in such a weird world right? He even time traveled (!!!) yet he is not immune to time (so far) but what if he outlives everyone he cares about? What if he truly can't die? Or maybe he is so strong his life force runs out early and suddenly dies or something? All those scenarios are heartbreaking.

The same goes for Genos... He is a cyborg so he can replace most of his damaged parts except his brain; and that poor brain has been through A LOT™ so i don't see him having a normal life expectancy at least.

It is so interesting to explore all those possibilities